Malcolm: Hot Girl.
Me (with raised eyebrows, laughing): Hot Girl?
Malcolm (blushing, then laughing): Well...you know, like lava and stuff. Not like when you go on a date.
This amused me, especially after the interaction a few weeks ago with our friend Jared, who was playing Final Fantasy. There was a female video game character on the screen when Malcolm walked in the room. He took one look at her and declared "She looks like a party girl."
And how, pray tell, do you know what a party girl looks like, Malcolm?
Man, the teenage years are going to be something else...
